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broke ass nigga

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A true fucking hero

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You need to take a creep shot of her boobs for a boob break on your next post where you invariably sleep with her and/or get her fired

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Quit your job before you accidentally become CEO

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Your voice is high t

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Don't know man. He's much more like trying to sound like a high t. At least for me.

Just like you can identify the tranny, just by his writing because he writes like a man thinks a woman would write.

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That’s actually a mogger way to identify a tranny; we may have to use that as they get better costumes 🫡

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I wouldn't be that afraid, they always slip on something. Like my friend who was fawning over this girl from the net, who likes Warhammer. I immediately said that it's a tranny, and as it turned out...it was...figures.

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Yeah bro should have seen that one coming 😔

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Hate that I find this hot

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Are you a woman?

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What do you think?

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How far do you pee?

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I’m so convinced my pussy could save you :/

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Your writing reminds me of Crash by Ballard. Just you're fixated on something normal instead of automobile accidents xD

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Man, I just wish I could write this good. 😔

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Man, this was hilarious. I wish to never meet you in real life, although I probably already have.

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