One time a short yet relatively high-status gay guy was questioning me at a house party.
He was asking me if I satisfy my girlfriend. If I have a big dick. I know any way I answer is the wrong answer and I have nothing to gain here, but I play along and say I don’t know, she seems pleased.
He negs me because that’s what you do when you want to fuck someone and he says You Probably Have Boyfriend Dick. I don’t know what that is, at the time, but it’s not hard to guess.
What I’m just now realizing about “boyfriend dick” is that it’s not that men who are boyfriends have small/average sized dicks (as the female arbiters of the term must surmise),
it’s that when you fuck the same girl all the time your dick doesn’t get all the way hard any more because you become less and less attracted to her, especially as she gets older, and so the result is that previously strong erections become underwhelming and now you have a “boyfriend dick.”
i repeat: it’s not that your boyfriend’s dick is small, it’s that he’s sick of fucking you, and that idiot you found on tinder with the huge punisher only seems that way to you because that guy got to experience real genuine physical love. and was quite possibly juiced up with sildenafil, if he’s anything like me, and he plays to win.
Have you ever had your T levels checked? Would be curious where you come out - some mixed signals in the profile.
Either way, your followers love you and have your back. Lose the gf so you can manage your addiction w/o the guilt/fear eating you alive.
Face the loneliness head-on - with your game it’s only ever temporary - and get stronger for it. Fill your life with physical challenges that take the place of conquest in making you feel like a man.
This was such a rollercoaster. I love it, but some of the guys will be drawing the wrong conclusions.
For one, you should stop with the pron. Pron induced erectile dysfunction is real. I guess if you are already gooning it's over for you.
For the other...this stuff won't ever help you come over your insecurities. You will be always pressured to perform.
I remember when one of my friends gave me this pack of powder that it will be great. So when the time I put all of it in my drink and out to war.(I was told after wards that I was supposed to take only the half of it) It was at the dorm at the top of the bunk bed and I was thinking the whole time that it will collapse...but a man's gotta do his job.
My point is, I saw on her that she loved it but this was the only one because I'm too proud for ask for that stuff and also I was constantly reminding myself about my performance. Yeah...sometimes better, sometimes worse but it is taxing thinking about that you must give always the fuck of the century. Hell...it is hard to give the fuck of the week.
It won't help most of the people. You should come over it yourself.
>you don’t understand, i wasn’t ready, i didn’t think you’d let me fuck today, i forgot the Blue Chew, I usually make girls like you scream and convulse and grip the sheets for dear life or dig their nails into my back, usually it’s like a swamp down there, you’re not ugly, I just need the Chew, please have me over again, I swear this could be a good thing, mutual physical therapy, god damn it i can’t believe i forgot the BlueChew,
This whole part sent my sides to the stratosphere, what a good fucking fic.
One time a short yet relatively high-status gay guy was questioning me at a house party.
He was asking me if I satisfy my girlfriend. If I have a big dick. I know any way I answer is the wrong answer and I have nothing to gain here, but I play along and say I don’t know, she seems pleased.
He negs me because that’s what you do when you want to fuck someone and he says You Probably Have Boyfriend Dick. I don’t know what that is, at the time, but it’s not hard to guess.
What I’m just now realizing about “boyfriend dick” is that it’s not that men who are boyfriends have small/average sized dicks (as the female arbiters of the term must surmise),
it’s that when you fuck the same girl all the time your dick doesn’t get all the way hard any more because you become less and less attracted to her, especially as she gets older, and so the result is that previously strong erections become underwhelming and now you have a “boyfriend dick.”
i repeat: it’s not that your boyfriend’s dick is small, it’s that he’s sick of fucking you, and that idiot you found on tinder with the huge punisher only seems that way to you because that guy got to experience real genuine physical love. and was quite possibly juiced up with sildenafil, if he’s anything like me, and he plays to win.
Why do they never realise? Its always their fault i can't get hard enough
Absolutely pathetic. Liked.
Have you ever had your T levels checked? Would be curious where you come out - some mixed signals in the profile.
Either way, your followers love you and have your back. Lose the gf so you can manage your addiction w/o the guilt/fear eating you alive.
Face the loneliness head-on - with your game it’s only ever temporary - and get stronger for it. Fill your life with physical challenges that take the place of conquest in making you feel like a man.
"I can only give, not recieve, pleasure"
You are a goddamn saint
Sounds like a line from Patrick Bateman 😄
ok well not the target audience but i’m obsessed
The tragic tale of a young man getting advice from Reddit. Many such cases!
I hope BlueChew sees this and sends you a free year supply. Fun read.
comparing sex to taking a shit is weirdly appropriate when i think about it
This was such a rollercoaster. I love it, but some of the guys will be drawing the wrong conclusions.
For one, you should stop with the pron. Pron induced erectile dysfunction is real. I guess if you are already gooning it's over for you.
For the other...this stuff won't ever help you come over your insecurities. You will be always pressured to perform.
I remember when one of my friends gave me this pack of powder that it will be great. So when the time I put all of it in my drink and out to war.(I was told after wards that I was supposed to take only the half of it) It was at the dorm at the top of the bunk bed and I was thinking the whole time that it will collapse...but a man's gotta do his job.
My point is, I saw on her that she loved it but this was the only one because I'm too proud for ask for that stuff and also I was constantly reminding myself about my performance. Yeah...sometimes better, sometimes worse but it is taxing thinking about that you must give always the fuck of the century. Hell...it is hard to give the fuck of the week.
It won't help most of the people. You should come over it yourself.
>you don’t understand, i wasn’t ready, i didn’t think you’d let me fuck today, i forgot the Blue Chew, I usually make girls like you scream and convulse and grip the sheets for dear life or dig their nails into my back, usually it’s like a swamp down there, you’re not ugly, I just need the Chew, please have me over again, I swear this could be a good thing, mutual physical therapy, god damn it i can’t believe i forgot the BlueChew,
This whole part sent my sides to the stratosphere, what a good fucking fic.
I also had ED at 19. It was my wake up call to stop using porn.
Ur kinda genius
BBE
Nice, soon you will be hitting Bigg Jah numbers
I feel seen.
what