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Elimination Essays's avatar

WBE's standards are dropping fast, from hot college girls down to dirty hobo hags. The gay arc may come sooner than expected.

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Jen's avatar

Ladyboys. I want to see him try and make fucking a man with some cosmetics and a dress into a “straight” choice when there is a second dick flopping around. Lol.

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Bread's avatar

In reality this woman is lying at the bottom of the river and WBE is yet to face justice for it

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Boring Rocks for Nerds's avatar

Ah yes, the Substack is just to help him keep his story straight, very smart

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Boring Rocks for Nerds's avatar

I liked this one, very wholesome, could see this being the first draft screenplay for the next Disney movie. Just needs a bit of work on the characters

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Will Martin's avatar

Remember, You can always Stop Being A Coomer. You won’t die if you don’t coom.

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Achernar's avatar

I'm not aware of the existence of Terminal Coomerism, but if it does, I'm pretty sure it looks something like this.

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Lildain's avatar

Mid 30s? Dam boi you are hagmaxing over there

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C. Bowdre's avatar

Similar situation but six years ago at a Starbucks in San Antonio next to the Riverwalk. I gave her a boiled egg and she offered to blow me in the bathroom. Quite schizo. She said her boyfriend let other guys take advantage of her. Jokingly I said we should get married. Yes but I escaped from the treatment facility, she said. We shared a small bottle of stroyski nearby. Held hands. I gave her twenty leaving me with enough to take the bus back to Houston.

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Some Vicious Mole's avatar

Woodrow Wilson said Birth of a Nation was like history written with lightning. This was like memoir written with a dare to chop a double-A battery in half with your dad’s paint scraper. Hats off, truly.

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Sebastian's avatar

Hhm, what’s the verdict on this one boys. Shameless postering for sympathy or genuine kindness?

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mu zi's avatar

hate to psychoanalyze but he just feels guilty for all the people he's hurt and feels like he has to make it up in some manner

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OldMajor's avatar

People hunting hat.

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"Tupelo" Honey Steele's avatar

Good work.

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James Jordan's avatar

Bring back our fry girl

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RhythmicCarnage's avatar

I didn’t know WBE and Chunders Hardily met up!

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JC Denton's avatar

This was fascinating.

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Viccus's avatar

Great piece. Thank you.

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