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Willie Roaf's avatar

When’s the next slut review

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Harry's avatar

I want to write a whole ass empathetic paragraph to help you deal with your addiction.

But we all know I would just be making a fool of myself.

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Fart School Graduate's avatar

WBE I think you should really consider my suggestion of strangling some roadside prostitute! I would bet it would be a great release of anger for you and im sure you could write a very nice story for us about it! Cheers 😁

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Mr. Raven's avatar

Dude don't do meth. Your teeth with rot out and your getting laid meal ticket will vanish. Oh, and ho, ho. ho, Merry After Christmas to you.

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NNNNNNNNNNNNN's avatar

At least Luigi has a mailing address and three meals a day

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Vittu Perkele's avatar

Merry Christmas man, hope you find some nice sluts to distract you temporarily from the yawning existential maw that is life on this Godless planet

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Mark Khalaf's avatar

Strong depraved and growing ✊💯👆

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Kale Pang's avatar

Following this - Feels like you are 6-9 months ahead of me

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Mighty-Quinn's avatar

Damn bro, that's rough.

I built a crate today, and ate ham. I even half ass sorta spray painted it! The crate, not the ham.

Fuckin grand ol' time. Get well soon WBE. Thoughts and prayers.

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Soarin' Søren Kierkegaard's avatar

Used to live in Palms, years ago. I walked to the Culver City movie theater alone one night to see Battle Angel Alita because I didn’t dare ask any friend I had in LA to see it with me. Then I got married to a girl who lived just across the 10. So LA is more walkable than one might think.

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Francisco d’Anconia's avatar

Merry Christmas! I’d say it’s gonna be ok but it’s not and we all know it.

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Francisco d’Anconia's avatar

But it’ll be ok

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The last cigarette before bed's avatar

Dude, there is broke and then there is bankrupted. Are you trying to isolate and fuck your way out of whatever it is that's hurting you? #feelittohealit

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RadiantRaccoon's avatar

The perfect soundtrack to this post (and I guess your current life) is Witchhouse. Try it. Lemme know how it feels.

Merry Christmas, dude.

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Larry Motoda's avatar

idk man, why don't you get a job a burger place for a month, save up some money, sell the piece of shit van and go to thailand? there you can fuck all the asian pussy you want for like 50 bucks a day. isnt that better than driving around in Sacramento? does the pussy have to speak english, is that whats holding you back?

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Nobody's avatar

I imagine it wouldn’t feel the same if you pay for it…I want girls to fuck me because they want to, not because I gave them money

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Mason The Seeker's avatar

Godspeed Spiderman

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Lewis Armistead's avatar

Crying on the Dancefloor to this post ✨️🌲

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