“I’m not sure if this comes across in my writing— but physically, I’m gorgeous.” This definitely comes across in your writing, because it’s the only way you’d get laid this much with your personality.
And as someone over 30, yeah, this sounds retarded and makes me laugh. 20 year old me would have been seething with jealousy, but 30s me with a wife and kids, I just pity you. Enjoy the ride when you can; I hope you find some greater meaning in your life before you burn out.
You are still 5’11 and in denial 🦦
I, too, think tattoos are trashy and stupid, and that gay is a make-believe category. We agree on so many opinions!
Are you asian?
no
Does it top Craigslist black guy? No. But that’s a standard no stack can be held to. Good post👍
“I’m not sure if this comes across in my writing— but physically, I’m gorgeous.” This definitely comes across in your writing, because it’s the only way you’d get laid this much with your personality.
And as someone over 30, yeah, this sounds retarded and makes me laugh. 20 year old me would have been seething with jealousy, but 30s me with a wife and kids, I just pity you. Enjoy the ride when you can; I hope you find some greater meaning in your life before you burn out.
Gotta say xir, you may be the greatest stackman to exist
Voice of a generation
You kinda sound like an older version of AskAdam(AssAdam) from iFunny
Waiting for you to realize Katie did it on purpose
is it me or do is there some weirdly disproportionate number of women who read this stack
It’s not you, and it’s not disproportionate.
😅Man must ejaculate.
What is this garbage, delete this Stack and get a grip
You had just the right amount of hatred for her. Awesome read
You sound kinda creepy
Deeply profound.