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*insert gif of Leonardo DiCaprio biting his fist* Uh-oh, Boner Alarm on aisle My Cargo Shorts! Standing by and ready for cleanup!

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She's going to tell his gf. Calling it now. Place your bets gents.

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25 this nigga is ancient

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>These people have never been me for a second. They have never been in a long relationship with someone who checks all their boxes but no longer excites them due to the sheer passage of time. Familiarity breeds contempt

i’ve seen people say that living with your partner is an evolutionary mismatch and that back in polygamous societies the women all lived in separate homes idk

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Bravo Sensitive Young Man

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