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Sabina's avatar

Nigga you didn’t have to do any of that. Back up your phone, factory reset it, reset your IP and get a new number. Why would you buy a new phone? I’ve been banned from Hinge and Raya like 6x and I just do this

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Apollinaire's avatar

What do you do that would get you banned so many times lmfao

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Mind Matter's avatar

🍇

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Sabina's avatar

No lol definitely not that. I’m just rude.

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Sabina's avatar

I’ll even reach you how to jailbreak your phone so you don’t have to do this nonsense again

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

on ifunny that didnt work for my friend

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Claudine Notacat's avatar

“it can be hard to tell if girls are ‘holding it in’ cause they’re shy or resisting or because they genuinely dislike you.”

Work on this. You need to know the difference (for their sake and yours).

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Riverman's avatar

This was a really good story. Read it to my wife while we drank coffee. She thinks you're a creep. I laugh my ass off every time.

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sexualprisoner's avatar

Have you ever killed anything? It’s not too late for you to start, you know.

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repsych's avatar

Thanks, I needed a laugh. The oat milk cow girl really lost out.

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Day's avatar

You short circuited her little npc brain so she scurried away to her kind

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Mojangles's avatar

Tbf this blog does read like what a fairly literary sex criminal would write

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Sam Liebl's avatar

this was hard to read.

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Brigitte's avatar

I'm sure you've been told this, but you are Delicious Tacos, Jr.

Great work, kid

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

Is that an AI generated version of a real picture of the girl

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mitten's avatar

>only one application installed

Lmao

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spinal fluid's avatar

How real is this? Cos if you imagined it it’s almost worse than if it really happened

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HAROLD's avatar

LOL

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Simon Van de Graaf's avatar

Wish you were there to tell us when she found out. Her reaction would be hilarious to hear you tell it.

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Zoomer Chet Baker's avatar

i love this one because a recently went on a bad date and i still like another girl.

applications: 1

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