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thought you could only get it up to asians and mexicans from what i've read so far

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This is the type of story that makes the Fargo series theme song play in my head. Decide for yourself if that is a good or bad thing.

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meanwhile i can't even be bothered if the hook-up is more than 15 mins away from my house

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You did /not/ deflower this girl

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I don't usually give this advice, but have you tried jacking off? That post-nut clarity might work wonders for you. And you also won't contaminate the gene pool with your defective genes.

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He is in fact also addicted to pornography so that ship has already sailed

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Old mistake...it's usually better to save that for emergencies.

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Does it ever get old ? Being such a rapscallion must take up quite a lot of time and energy ?

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Please tell me this is real

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Hansen is watching you 👁️

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take your own advice here. stop raw dogging chicks like this or you're gonna end up with the herp and then you'll actually want to kill yourself.

also, checks out that you are in marketing. lol.

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Is feeld really as easy as they say

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