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Will Martin's avatar

Remember, you can always stop being a degenerate coomer at any time. All you have to do is stop being a coomer.

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Meta Ronin's avatar

I already read the manga

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Giacomo's avatar

Dude, Walt Bismark is an autistic theater kid who's afraid to drive. What the fuck do you have to be afraid of?

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Interested Party's avatar

you're like the only other one here who understands who bart is referring to lmao

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Jen's avatar

Walt Bismarck is such a loser. lol. Is that who Bart is?

Lolololol. I LOVE that the oldballs desperate loser turned out to be that retard. I can’t believe he has any following.

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Jen's avatar

I’m not.

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Jen's avatar

I think they’re both pathetic losers, Walt is just much older and copes harder, so he’s more pathetic

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

Don't worry about Bart, he won't trouble you much once I roll up to his crib and press him on why he blocked me a year ago for nothing more than a civil response to one of his posts. I keep that thang on me, so to speak.

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Aodhan MacMhaolain's avatar

Sadly, WBE won't read his comments. He has said he won't, but I forget his reason

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Morose Young Man's avatar

Hes too sensitive for criticism

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Aodhan MacMhaolain's avatar

I think he is a little womanly and likes the attention

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Bum Ass's avatar

Bart is such a bitch but frankly you’re equally dumb for being the most mobile, rootless target possible and still being afraid of this lame ass

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Chickenfucker's avatar

WBE cucking Walt Bismarck is the funniest thing to happen on this app

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Lildain's avatar

Fuck you Bart, ruined a good story you sad fag

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Hera's avatar

Ever heard of a little something called morality?!?!!1!!

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Jen's avatar

Bart pays for sex. Lol

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Lildain's avatar

Oh give me a break, none of the characters here are suppose to be moral

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Aodhan MacMhaolain's avatar

None of the people here should have rights

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multi mu's avatar

"Two 'immoral' (gay term) men, manipulating a woman".

At least WBE has high cheekbones.

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Aristides's avatar

Ruined the story? Nah, this was hilarious!

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

If she was "afraid she was going to fuck you if she met you", I am skeptical that she was actually a virgin. Women with that sort of mentality don't tend to stay virgins unless they are social rejects.

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William Dean Thurmond's avatar

You’re overthinking this. Sodomy would have preserved her virginity, satisfied you and prevented any chance of pregnancy. Remember: There’s no point in having a back door if you aren’t gonna use it occasionally.

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Nick Nogoski's avatar

Wise words from admiral ackbar

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William Dean Thurmond's avatar

It’s a trap…door.

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Jack Napier's avatar

Congrats on the book!

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evanie laurent's avatar

hey bro ill suck u off if u want lowkey

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Elimination Essays's avatar

Reading all three articles from each writer's perspective makes for a real treat. As ever, I side with WBE, and Bart is clearly jealous.

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geoduck's avatar

'I knew that Bart and Layla had some kind of online relationship, with Layla not feeling any sexual attraction towards him but enjoying the “validation” while he slowly chipped away at her for months over text, giving her endless free consulting, but there was nothing “real” there, in her own words.'

Whoa whoa whoa, stop the presses. Can we infer that *the* Layla is now poised to unleash a fusillade of job-stacking, striking a blow to the very heart of corporate wokeness like a modern-day Anne Bonny?!?!

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Mako's avatar

Certified hood classic right here 🗣️🎙️

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JC's avatar

I wish you had fucked her... I don't understand why you didn't. Seems like a bad decision (if this were real).

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Brian Mutamuko's avatar

This makes me happy

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