on my way home to my girlfriend. fresh hickey on my neck
she’s going to see it. it’s so over
okay here’s the plan: i’ll keep my collared shirt on, give her a hug, take a shower, find a turtleneck, keep wearing this around her for the next couple days until it fades off. she’s legally blind, she won’t notice.
Where do I begin. I was in Los Angeles at a conference talking to someone in his 30s about how terrible monogamy is and he pointed me in the direction of hot new “kink-friendly” dating app Feeld.
All my google searches for “app to cheat on your partner reddit” have come up dry but this thing seems to be the real deal. It’s like Grindr for straight people.