Great News: Amazon’s self-publishing process is completely automated.
So no human was able to safety-check this!
Welcome to the internet… You can just do things.
and you can buy it here
Illustrations by Substack user
.(i just sent out a message asking my subscribers if anyone wanted to draw the art… he said yes… you can just do things…)
***It is not a collection of essays. It is a novel.***
Yes it’s true… you can own the 1st edition… before it gets taken down for copyright, or excessive profanity, racism… or some other thing… TODAY!
Now I’m off to go harass girls in New York City and share my beautiful magic incel asian fetish cheating book with the world.. Farewell!
BONUS: Q&A WITH THE VOICES IN SIDE MY HEAD:
Q: Why is it $12?
A: Because twelve is a one syllable word, and I like how it sounds. It’s twelve bucks. The price of a cappuccino in Trump’s America…
Q: Is it just the same content as the blog?
A: No. It is a novel. A fair percentage of it is on the blog, in some way, but it is a completely different reading experience.
The blog is a choose-your-own-adventure thing, the book is a one-way immersive novel. I promise it’s different.
Q: Isn’t using the Shinji picture copyright?
A: I don’t know. We’ll see
Q: Will there be an audiobook?
A: Yes. But it was not my top priority. I want you to read this, because if you’re like me you haven’t read a physical book in a long time, and finding one that you actually enjoy is as good as gold, and maybe it’ll get you back in the habit of doing that.
(that’s what
did for me.)
Q: Is it real or fiction?
A: The answer lies in you.
Q: Should I buy the e-book or the physical book?
A: THE PHYSICAL BOOK!!!!!!!
Q: Was the shit with Walt Bismarck real?
A: YES EVERYTHING IS REAL!!!!!
Q: I really like this. How can I support you further?
A: Buy multiple copies of the book, give them to your friends who are sick of all the fake and gay shit in this world— the ones who have a twisted sense of humor and need a good laugh.
Or.. Re-doot me on the internet, send me a message saying you liked it, or write a blog saying you hated it, or be a girl on the east coast kind enough to give me a congratulatory blow job.
Q: What’s next?
A: The next book, of course. the one we are living in right now. The sequel. The Homeless Incel.
PS: I will never read the reviews.
Great news, now that there is a book, we're one step closer to the HBO TV series: https://substack.com/@transhumanista/note/c-95653420
I prebought the digital but now I also got the paperback, and 10 more for shipping to Iberia.
That wasn't the smartest money management.
Can I get a year paid subscription?