Idk reading this I'm kind of on the side of the innocent senior citizen, who still has faith in the American justice system, who was minding his own business until you ran into him and damaged his car. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rule number one, always carry pepper spray. Rule number two, you didn’t do the damage The dude was just playing you, rule number three: leave a note with nothing on it for bystanders to see, or give a fake name and company if the guy is standing there. At least, these are the rules I’ve learned living here in Oregon. Pretty much everyone here doesn’t have insurance, and they will drive away after hitting you. And the most outraged victim already had damage to the car, and is trying to get you to pay for it, because a third of the people here are on welfare, or they are druggie scammers.
Yeah, at least the Somali pirates come from a poor country where there are no ethics or morals or laws, so it makes sense that a Somali would steal millions of dollars
Everything you said about him is stereotypical sadly including the gorilla rage which I'm sure if he's roided out that's not helping. --However-- you hitting a car and attempting to flee the scene is ALSO mad niggerish. Sorry it just is, so 'pot meet kettle' in this case.
If you had been in NY, DC, Chicago, etc and hit a younger buck you may have just got smoked right on the spot, so at least your alive.
The faggots in your replies lmao
How the fuck did this post end up in my email?
I am shocked the large black gentleman didn’t call you a homophobic slur when you said He Looks Good For 67
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Since when did white people get accepted to spam nwords hard R's and flaccid A's 💔
Since we stopped giving a fuck about the fake morality shoved down our throats by the Jews
Context matters. Nigger is a global word and its also the best word
Who gives a fuck retard, is that really what you took away from this?
Ok Mr.X_x_Hobe_x_X ✌️
Since this guy decided it's cool to be terrible
I’m black I gave them permission.
Woah woah woah Don't give them permission they'll abuse it like how they did before 😭💔
Since day one babyyyy
Nigger
We get it you wanna feel like a edgy 10 year old again.
im a bit confused is that normal in the US nowadays?
He should’ve raped you right then and there for a 10/10 ending.
Idk reading this I'm kind of on the side of the innocent senior citizen, who still has faith in the American justice system, who was minding his own business until you ran into him and damaged his car. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rule number one, always carry pepper spray. Rule number two, you didn’t do the damage The dude was just playing you, rule number three: leave a note with nothing on it for bystanders to see, or give a fake name and company if the guy is standing there. At least, these are the rules I’ve learned living here in Oregon. Pretty much everyone here doesn’t have insurance, and they will drive away after hitting you. And the most outraged victim already had damage to the car, and is trying to get you to pay for it, because a third of the people here are on welfare, or they are druggie scammers.
What the fuck? I can’t believe this is normal in the wealthiest nation on earth
Yeah, at least the Somali pirates come from a poor country where there are no ethics or morals or laws, so it makes sense that a Somali would steal millions of dollars
I wonder if Somali pirates have boat insurance
This is what multiculturalism gets you.
It has always been like that where I live, on and off the most litigious state in the Union
Exhilirating entry but you deserve whatever fate happens to you for posting pic of and in any way embodying Marty supreme
"Never been hit before" this explains so much
Oof, cringe.
Imagine saying oof in 2026.
I feel like you could do better writing wise. I don’t like this bit
Everything you said about him is stereotypical sadly including the gorilla rage which I'm sure if he's roided out that's not helping. --However-- you hitting a car and attempting to flee the scene is ALSO mad niggerish. Sorry it just is, so 'pot meet kettle' in this case.
If you had been in NY, DC, Chicago, etc and hit a younger buck you may have just got smoked right on the spot, so at least your alive.
Just imagine for a second if that dork Abraham Lincoln returned them all to Africa.
Small world, some black girl hit me in Vallejo today. Related?
u guys should’ve just made love in the back of the van and got it over with
Usually your “he said- she said” columns include a she.