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Thailand Strip Club Reviewer's avatar

this Faceless Francis guy is def going to try sex trafficking you within the next few weeks

Kale Pang's avatar

Would make for a good story

Vittu Perkele's avatar

Shame the girls didn't seem to actually commit to the robot schtick, if they did you should have gotten a girl to LARP as Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot.

Oranon's avatar

I remember one of my first exposures to inappropriate content online was that one video of her...

don's avatar

Already read it on X The Everything App but still liking and commenting here because I'm a patron of the arts and secretly gay but nobody will read this part of the sentence

Ash's avatar

Writing is top notch. Always enjoyed reading your posts.

Anon1's avatar

I genuinely loved reading this. It's a little bit delicious tacos and a little bit of this random sexpat blog I used to read in the early late 2000s/early 2010s.

Polandball's avatar

This is incredible

Codebra's avatar

“she had cut marks on her wrists, and bruises”

The real question now is how much of this is an act versus the possibility this dude is really is a few steps removed from Dahmer. Arcs into absolute moral depravity always end in death, prison, or radical transformative redemption.

sibvo's avatar

He didn’t put the cuts there nigga

mrbanks's avatar

Comparing apples to oranges.

mrfb's avatar

Do you date only Asian girls?

Frog Machine's avatar

If you want absolutely insane cakes that look and taste amazing, go to Masahiko Ozumi Paris in Osaka. Their pop up shop was around my area and we gave it a go. Best cake I've ever had, and it looks like sewing goods.

And for next time: Fukuoka, Akita, Kyoto for the hottest girls.

Josh Butler's avatar

Christ. It must be pride month when people pretend to care about where you stick your dick.

Torless Carraz's avatar

You cannot write something interesting if someone is paying you just to be alive. That's like selling your soul. This is boring.

Ash's avatar

"Hopeful racist" had me

Oranon's avatar

How have you never contracted an STD so far?

Zoomer Chet Baker's avatar

HMU when ur back in NYC

beingFrank's avatar

This was a good read. I chortled every time you describe your masculinity 🤓

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miikan's avatar

You sound so mad bro please chill out