Asian Massage Parlor

they're not real girls, but at least they won't snitch

Asian Massage Parlors. Why try your luck with a street walker or a tinder moron when you can just go to a place they fuck for money, no questions asked.

I found a place online, 30 minutes north. Website said “you choose the girl!”

I drove up there after work. So I could choose the girl. No Mama-sans this time.

Park at the gas station across the street. Am I ready. Do I have all my shit. Condoms. Check. Make sure those disappear. Dick Pill. Check. Weed. Check. Wallet. Check. Money. Check. Remember to have fun.